Based on a True Story that Never Happened

notxam:

BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY K[REM]E[IX]

defytheodds:

thejudge:

kwisatzhaderock:

h-a-r-p-o:

what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon

when you have intel to defend.

I actually used a pipe wrench bigger than these today

We use them for the sciences

oldroots:

no matter how bad you are, there’s always someone who is worse

cant believe big boss made it to 6am with only 99% power left

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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fullyarnalchemist:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the fucking.

brook:

behold, the single greatest line uttered in television history

suckmymara:

I love seeing people complain about high school because they’re all fucking casuals and I already beat high school on dante must die difficulty 

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-misha****ingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

gigimon:

push to talk pikachu doll